FOXNews.com: The uncoolest auto accessories money can buy

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The uncoolest auto accessories money can buy Apr 5th 2013, 18:30 By By Leon Rochocco, Jr. Published April 05, 2013 Hagerty Some things in life are just plain embarrassing, the clothes your mom made you wear in the sixth grade, walking around with a large stain down the front of your pants or sitting on a whoopee cushion, although in that case, it's more embarrassing to be the perpetrator than the victim.  And just as there are some things that are embarrassing to do or wear — like a polyester leisure suit  or white patent leather slip-ons — there are certain things that you simply shouldn't install on your car. To try to save you and your loved ones untold embarrassment, here are five automobile accessories you should never, ever add to your car: Curb Feelers: If you need these to keep from crashing into the curb, you should probably have a hospital candystriper push you down to the DMV office so you can turn in your driver's license.  Yellow Plastic Baby on Board Sign: These silly signs do not encourage the drivers behind you to be any more considerate. But they may encourage laughter at your expense, as in "Why would anyone want one of those signs?" [Related: Five of the Silliest Automotive Features] Pine Tree Air Fresheners: If you need these little puppies, you probably need to improve your automotive hygiene and not give other motorists the hint that you have a full ash-tray, a dozen empty pizza boxes, eight years of dog drool on the windows and rancid yogurt containers rolling around under the passenger seat of your classic Mustang. Truck Nuts: These absolutely tasteless devices evoke what makes a bull a bull and sag from trailer hitches to make the kind of personal statement that few people should ever make. [Related: Obsolete Automotive Accessories] Oversized Rear Wings: Usually found on totally worn out and otherwise stock low-horsepower conveyances with nameplates such as Cavalier, Cutlass Cierra, Escort or Neon, doubling the horsepower wouldn't create the need for the increased downforce that such laughable wings probably don't generate. On top of that, any car with such an appendage is at risk of being pulled over by the good taste police. Click here for more classic car stories from Hagerty, or here to sign up for our Classic Car Newsletter

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